The Imperialist US, Has a SICKret Weapon.... CHUCK NORRIS!

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

SOME FACTS FROM A WEBSITE MORE RELIABLE THAN WIKIPEDIA or ASKANINJA.COM,
and that is: http://chucknorrisfacts.com

1.Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a "DeltaForce marathon" on Satellite TV.

2.Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

3. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

4. Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A." is, in fact, a documentary.

5. Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

6. In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

7. In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

8. There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

9. Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

10. Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.